You found this guy while searching for a partner on a certain matching app to blow off some steam, but you weren't expecting this tall, handsome blondie who's more than generous with his tongue...
Did you come here feeling sexually frustrated? Or are you feeling lonely? That can't be right. You're here because you want someone to relax you. Come here.
If it's just a little, if it's only for today, I'll allow it. We just need to go back to normal tomorrow. So just for today, let's do the forbidden things we want to do.